26 Thus explaining why Wayne has become one of the aGreat Mysteries of the Pontifical Harrier Parish,
27 And is still remembered as a Great Ultra-Harrierb.
CHAPTER 511 Another follower named cMike also became an Ultra-Harrier.
2 Mike joined the Silver Ghost Tour after he flunked out of law school,
3 And took a position as a dChosen One,
4 With the idea of going to medical school on his bonus,
5 Because Ned thought he could fix it,
6 Which he did.
7 And so Mike went on to become a great plastic surgeon,
8 And specialized in breast enlargements,
9 Which he did so well at that even eVicki went to him,
10 Not long before her first trip to fRio,
11 And Mike made so much money that he moved to gBeverly Hills,
12 Where he enlarged the breasts of the hstars day in and day out,
13 Until he got isued,
14 By jTony's wife,
15 Who said that he had ruined her career,
16 kAnd wanted fifteen million dollars.
17 Unfortunately, Mike wasn't able to retain a really good lawyer,
18 lFor some reason,
19 And he lost big,
20 Which is why he had to stop practicing medicine,
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21 And start curing cancer with hypnosis in Mexico,
22 Which turned out to be even more lucrative than breast enlargement,
23 mEven though his patients mostly died.
CHAPTER 521 There was also a follower named nMatt who became an Ultra-Harrier.
2 Matt started out as an oAngel,
3 And worked his way up,
4 Attracting lots of attention with his pcrowd-control talents during the days of Harry,
5 qUntil he was named head of security for the Silver Ghost Tour,
6 With the title of rArch-Angel,
7 sProbably because of the way he had handled the problem with Tom,
8 Not to mention the fact that he was the only Angel who had actually been to college, even if he did get kicked out for assault with a deadly weapon,
9 Which always made Harry laugh when it came up in conversation,
10 And maybe explains why Harry thought of Matt right away when tLucky moved up and the Parish needed a new Vice-President for Production and Distribution,
11 In charge of all Harrier Angels and Arch-Angels.
12 That's when Matt changed his name,
13 Because he was wanted in several states,
14 And had to be free to travel in his new job,
15 And also had to have a passport,
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