4 "He and his mom got visited at the hospital,
5 a"By three physicists from a place called bPrinceton,
6 "Who spoke to Harry's mom in thick cKraut accents,
7 "Saying, 'We have come to see the first child born into the new world we have created; for we are afraid that nothing will be the same again, and he will live in a different world from the one we knew.'
8 "And then they gave him gifts: a dBible, a eGeiger counter, and a fcyanide capsule,
9 "Signifying their terrible fear that the entire planet had suddenly become a ghot potato,
10 "Which nobody could do anything about."
CHAPTER 91 "And Harry's hmom kept their gifts,
2 "In a secret place known only to herself,
3 "And when Harry got old ienough,
4 "She showed them to him,
5 "And told him what had occurred,
6 j"And of her fear that she had brought him into a doomed and desperate situation,
7 "Which nobody could do anything about.
8 "But Harry did not reply to her,
9 k"And went off by himself for a while to lthink about what she had said,
10 "And when he came back,
11 "He had some new ideas,
12 "About mhow to be,
13 "Which is what makes him such a nVIP,
14 "And why you should listen very carefully to what he has to say,
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15 "When he starts laying it on you."
CHAPTER 101 And then John stepped into a waiting olimousine and said, just before leaving,
2 "Don't worry about a thing.
3 "He's waiting in the wings right now.
4 "So just put your hands together,
5 "And start chanting, 'Harry! Harry! We want Harry!'
6 "Okay?"
7 And so the masses did as he asked,
8 And Harry pcame out of the wings,
9 Dressed in a beautiful white suit.
CHAPTER 111 Hi there, everybody, said Harry.
2 It's great to see you all,
3 And I am especially glad that there are so many qAngels here,
4 Because I feel happiest when surrounded by Angels,
5 And the people they like to hang out with,
6 Meaning people like you.
7 At these words of Harry, the multitude went wild,
8 Whistling and cheering and throwing bottles until he held out his hands for silence, and continued with his warmup, saying,
9 I'd like to thnk John for his great introduction,
10 Which was wonderful,
11 rEspecially if you like tusked mammals,
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