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10 Until he thought of the perfect asolution…
11 bGLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB…
a.Swar.29.3-4
b.Ed.4.3-4
c.Psom.12.4
12 Which fixed everything,
13 Until Ed's glass went cdry.


THE BOOK OF THE VIP
JEFFREY

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CHAPTER 1
1 There was a VIP named dJeffrey,
2 Who tried to save mankind,
3 And couldn't,
4 eBut changed the world anyway.

CHAPTER 2
1 Jeffrey had a lot of things to say about life,
2 And fpeople,
3 And gGod,
4 hAnd what happens after you die,
5 And other things too.
6 iNobody knows for sure exactly what it was he said,
7 jAlthough lots of people think they know,
8 Which is the way things go,
9 When you're dealing with human beings.

CHAPTER 3
1 Whatever it was that kJeffrey said, it must have been controversial,
2 Which anything new usually is,
3 Because a lot of the people who heard him,
4 Or heard about him,
5 lThought they'd like him better if he were dead.
d.Dav.15.11-15
e.Adam.1.4
f.Lies.10.6
g.Rom.21.4-9
h.Boul.8.1
i.Boul.16.6
j.Boul.16.7-12
k.Rom.20.5-7
l.Rom.20.8-11
m.Dav.15.26-33
n.Dav.15.40
o.Jeff.3.6
p.Dav.15.34
q.Frog.35.4
r.Ed.60.10
6 mAnd so they killed him.
7 The only problem was that nsomething happened after that,
8 Even though nobody knows for sure exactly what it was,
9 And a whole bunch of people started claiming that Jeffrey wasn't dead at all,
10 And couldn't be killed for long by anyone anyway,
11 Because he was a God.

CHAPTER 4
1 oIt so happened that after the big death scene,
2 pWhen Jeffrey went back to his dressing room for a well-earned rest,
3 He became strangely qdepressed,
4 And had doubts about the wisdom of his actions.
5 But when he removed his rcrown of thorns.
6 So that he could put his head in his hands without ripping up his fingers,
7 The crown spoke to him, saying, "Jeffrey, don't get down on yourself.
8 "You did the best you could.
9 "You tried.
10 "But these are human beings after all,
11 "And you know what that means."