6 Especially aGrandma,
7 bWho should probably be locked up,
8 Not to mention the great supporting role played by cGrandma's Kentucky long rifle,
9 Which you wouldn't want in your suburb, I'll bet,
10 Except that it's just a TV show,
11 Although it might be helpful to know about the dGrandmas of this world if you ever get lost in the wilderness.
CHAPTER 651 And there will also be a great comedy about the kinds of culture clashes that happen when complete idiots join the armed forces of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
2 Which will be called 'I Love McCluck's PT Boat,'
3 Unless it will be called 'I Love Sergeant Bunco' instead,
4 Which I'm not completely sure about,
5 Because maybe they'll call it 'I Love Gummer Fife, USMC,'
6 Or 'I Love the Broads on Our Side,'
7 Except that that one can't be right,
8 eBecause this show will be all about being a manly man in a manly man's profession, only the manly men are also dumb as fenceposts,
9 But brave when it comes right down to it,
10 fWhich is why they'll maybe call this show 'I Love Hoagy's Heroes,'
11 Although it seems like that couldn't be right either,
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12 Because I don't think this show will be set in a Nazi prisoner of war camp,
13 Which is a much much funnier premise than the one I'm talking about.
CHAPTER 661 Anyway, there will be hundreds and hundreds of comedies about different kinds of culture clashes,
2 gIncluding a show called 'I Love Martians,' which will be about how frantic things get if a Martian moves into your house in the suburbs,
3 hAnd 'I Love Genies,' which will be all about how frantic things get if a iGenie moves into your house in the suburbs,
4 jAnd 'I Love Witches,' which will be all about how frantic things get if a kwitch marries you and moves into your house in the suburbs,
5 lAnd 'I Love Mrs. Demuir,' which will be all about how frantic things get if an mamorous ghost moves in with an nattractive widow whose dress is always buttoned up to the neck,
6 oAnd 'I Love the Monster Family,' which will be all about how frantic things get if a family of pvampires and qwolfmen and rFrankenstein monsters move into a creepy old house in a nice white suburb,
7 sAnd 'I Love Oscar,' which will be all about how awful things can get if a complete slob moves into your apartment,
8 tNot to mention 'I Love Felix,' which will be all about how awful things can get if a complete prig moves into your apartment,
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