CHAPTER 581 And if Miracles are your favorite thing,
2 Then there will be other great comedy shows you'll enjoy sinking your teeth into,
3 Because only a Miracle could ever save aDr. Richard Krumble,
4 Who will be the hero of a great comedy called 'I Love the Fugitive,'
5 Which will be all about an infallible doctor who didn't hire bPerry Mastodon as his lawyer,
6 Which explains why he gets convicted of murdering his wife,
7 And gets sentenced to death in the electric chair,
8 Except that he isn't guilty,
9 cAnd so he escapes to go looking for the done-legged man,
10 Who always seems to stay one step ahead of Krumble,
11 Week after week,
12 Month after month,
13 And year after year,
14 Which is really sort of okay,
15 Because somehow Krumble always seems to stay one step ahead of eLieutenant Gourd,
16 Who looks at maps a lot,
17 And always figures out where Krumble is hiding eventually,
18 fBut only after the last commercial,
19 Which is why Krumble always slips onto the bus just a second or two before Gourd arrives,
20 Which is an important benefit to every citizen in the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
21 Because in his travels Dr. Krumble is gradually solving all the personal problems of everyone he meets,
22 Week after week,
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23 Month after month,
24 And year after year.
25 And if we all wait long enough, he will probably take care of all the great social ills in the country,
26 Unless Ben Guzzle gets there first.
CHAPTER 591 If you think I slipped one past you with the name of Ben Guzzle,
2 You're right,
3 But he's important,
4 Because if 'I Love the Fugitive' will teach everybody that it really is a good idea to call Perry if they get indicted for murder,
5 gBen will teach everybody that it really is a good idea to call Miracle Wilby if they get a fatal disease,
6 hWhich is what Ben will have in a great comedy show called 'I Love Running for My Life,'
7 Where he will do pretty much the same thing Dr. Krumble does,
8 Namely, run away from home in a desperate search for salvation,
9 iWhile systematically solving all the personal problems of the people he meets along the way,
10 Which will practically double the chance of getting real help for everybody in the audience,
11 Because Dr. Krumble will stick pretty consistently with blue-collar neighborhoods, including jmigrant workers and oppressed minorities and so forth,
12 While Ben will spend most of his time with the international jet set, who have problems of their own,
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