32 aWhich he will overcome by not uttering any dialogue on screen,
33 Ever,
34 In movies with names like 'Junior Nevada,'
35 Which will be all about what it's like to be a rural drifter with personal problems, bad posture, a bunch of sleeveless T-shirts, an attitude, and nothing whatever to say,
36 To anyone,
37 As played by bSteve McQueen,
38 Unless it's really cMontgomery Clift instead,
39 Which it couldn't be,
40 Because Montgomery Clift will talk in all his pictures,
41 With a speech impediment.
CHAPTER 361 There will still be a lot of actors who don't use d"The Method," though,
2 And they will keep on making a lot of Hollywood movies,
3 Just like the ones they made before the war,
4 Only in Technicolor,
5 Like with stars named eRock Hudson and fDoris Day,
6 Who will make a lot of movies without T-shirts or speech impediments,
7 And will become very popular in movies like 'Please Don't Eat the Pillows,'
8 gWhich will be all about what it's like to not be able to have sex because it might wake up Ike,
9 hOnly it will all be very funny,
10 Because everyone in the audience will know that Doris and Rock don't really want to have isex with each other,
11 At all,
12 Which will make it all jokay,
13 And just hilarious.
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CHAPTER 371 And there will still be a bunch of musicals too,
2 Which will be in Technicolor,
3 And will star kGene Kelly,
4 Unless they star lFred Astaire,
5 Who will dance up a storm and get the girl,
6 Who will be played by mCyd Charisse,
7 Unless it's nLeslie Caron instead,
8 Or oRita Hayworth,
9 Or pDebbie Reynolds,
10 Except that they'll never be played by Debbie Reynolds when the star is Fred Astaire,
11 Because Debbie Reynolds will always insist on taking off her dress at least once in every movie she's ever in,
12 Which Fred Astaire won't approve of,
13 Because you can look pretty silly dancing with a girl who's wearing nothing but a slip,
14 qEspecially if you're wearing a top hat and tails.
CHAPTER 381 But the movies won't all be about T-shirts and not having sex and dancing,
2 Because there will also be great geniuses in Hollywood,
3 Who will specialize in making motion-picture "classics,"
4 Including even some that will be considered great art,
5 By some people.
CHAPTER 391 For example, there will be a great genius called Alfred Hitchcock,
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