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3 aA ray of enlightenment rising from a time of strife,
4 bAnd despair,
5 cAnd war,
6 dAnd other not very nice circumstances.
7 eThis someone will have the answers,
8 And plenty of people will rejoice at his wisdom,
9 And his way,
10 Which will be his,
a.Ned.1.1
b.Ned.1.2
c.Ned.1.3
d.Ned.1.4-6
e.Ned.4.7
11 And then everybody else's too.

CHAPTER 24
1 After hearing all these things,
2 Uttered by his beagle,
3 Chuck didn't know what to say,
4 So he didn't say anything,
5 Again.


THE BOOK OF THE VIP
CARL

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CHAPTER 1
1 There was a VIP named fCarl,
2 Who sat down and figured it all out for good,
3 And then told everybody,
4 From a platform on gHyde Park corner.
5 hThe things Carl had to say wound up changing the world,
6 But not right away.
7 The fact is, when you figure it all out for good,
8 iIt takes time for everybody to understand it,
9 Which is why Carl didn't get the warmest possible reception right away.

CHAPTER 2
1 According to Carl, the problem with Mankind was that it kept trusting someone else to take care of things,
2 Which was a mistake because no one can be trusted except the masses.
f.Dav.40.9
g.Brit.29.15
h.Adam.1.4
i.Carl.10.11
j.Lies.12.9
Dav.15.42-46
k.Jeff.19.1-5
l.Gods.4.4-13
Rom.3.13-17
Chr.3.16-26
Adam.14.1-16
m.Exp.1.7-9
n.Krt.11.7
o.Ann.6.1
Dav.47.23
p.Dav.30.9
q.Adam.10.1-8
r.Ed.60.10
3 jFor example, Mankind kept wanting to trust God,
4 kWho couldn't be trusted because he wasn't there.
5 lFor another example, Mankind kept wanting to trust the rich and high-born and well educated,
6 mWho couldn't be trusted because they were rich and high-born and well educated,
7 nMeaning they knew enough to look out for themselves first.
8 All this misplaced trust resulted in some pretty inevitable occurrences,
9 oNamely, the masses always got it in the neck from the pbourgeoisie,
10 qWho had all the capital and naturally didn't want the masses to get any of it.

CHAPTER 3
1 Fortunately though, according to Carl, the rmachinery of history was pretty powerful,