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3 When the aSheriff repined,
4 And asked if they'd mind,
5 They replied, yes indeed they Sherwood.

CHAPTER 40
1 A Brown who was Scopes taught bevolution;
2 A Brady who was cBryan led an dinquisition;
3 But Drummond was eDarrow,
4 Armed with fParis's arrow,
5 And his wounding of gGod changed a nation.

CHAPTER 41
1 hMarlowe wrote of an odd doctor Faustus,
2 iWho dared with the devil to joustus;
3 jGreat power was his goal,
4 kAnd it cost him his soul:
5 lHis fate from a like path should roustus.

CHAPTER 42
1 A scrivener named mBartleby,
2 Gave his employer a startleby;
3 Refusing to scriven,
4 And even to liven,
5 He expired in a njail of faint heartleby.

CHAPTER 43
1 A poor dog of a soldier named oFrederick,
2 pThought deserting might be a good trick;
3 He qrowed to the rSwiss,
4 With his pregnant miss,
5 sWho died when life pulled off a better trick.

CHAPTER 44
1 A tromantic from Yale, uDoctor Diver,
a.Dav.19.8
b.Adam.14.6-7
c.Yks.19.9-11
d.Spic.7.1-3
e.Dav.14.20
f.Grk.17.33-36
g.Chuk.9.4-8
h.Krt.7.12-13
i.Krt.7.7
j.Krt.7.8
k.Krt.7.9
l.Krt.7.10-11
m.Dav.57.10
n.FnJ.5.3
o.Dav.9.7
p.Pnot.16.2
q.Psom.69.1-4
r.Krt.4.4-7
s.Yks.100.13
t.Brit.41.1
Frog.35.4
Yks.93.3-7
u.Dav.20.34
v.Drex.8.15
w.Dav.39.10
x.Pnot.30.1
Brit.44.10-12
y.Psong.40.1-5
z.Psong.20.1-6
aa.Dav.22.62
bb.Psong.65.1-2
cc.Dav.21.29
dd.Dav.21.26
ee.Brit.44.8-9
ff.Dav.35.18
gg.Ira.15.15
hh.Psom.15.1-13
ii.Ann.18.11
jj.Ann.18.5-7
kk.Dav.23.17
ll.Dav.18.5
mm.Pnot.35.2
nn.Pnot.35.4
oo.Pnot.35.5
Main.22.10
2 vHad talent to spare in his quiver;
3 But he fell for wNicole,
4 Whose family bankroll,
5 Soon rotted his love and his liver.

CHAPTER 45
1 xA nasty old skinflint was Silas Marner
2 Who saved all the ygold he could garner;
3 zHis hoard had no rival,
4 Till aaEppie's arrival,
5 bbChanged Marner from miser to filial love earner.

CHAPTER 46
1 Catherine lived on some heights that were wuthering,
2 Found ccher love for one ddHeathcliff quite smothering:
3 Her story's a riddle,
4 For she died in the middle,
5 So why were more pages worth eemothering?

CHAPTER 47
1 A rich dog of a boy named ffCheyne
2 Fell overboard, then got luck again;
3 ggFishermen saved him,
4 hhAnd completely remade him,
5 From iispoiled cur to jjcourageous captain.

CHAPTER 48
1 kkMaria and llTony were most unfortunate:
2 mmLoved by each other but not by fate,
3 They wanted to marry,
4 nnBut plans miscarried,
5 And their oogangs concluded their feud too late.