2 Especially what the books of the Bible are,
3 Because somebody might ask you if you know them someday,
4 And think how embarrassed you'd be if you didn't know the Bible starts with aGenesis,
5 And keeps going for fifty or sixty books more,
6 Including bExodus, cLeviticus, dNumbers, eDeuteronomy,
7 fAbraham, gRuth, hJob, iPsalms, jJudges, kIsaiah, lProverbs,
8 mKings, Daniel, nJudges, oNoah, pSamson, qEcclesiastes, rJonah,
9 Micah, sAmos, Zephanias, Obadiah, tHebrews, uChronicles,
10 vMatthew, wMark, xLuke, yJohn, and zHabbakuk,
11 Timothy, Ephesians, aaCorinthians, bbRevelations, ccJudges, ddRuth,
12 Romans, Galatians, Hosea, eeSolomon, Isaac, Job, Acts, Paul, ffLazarus,
13 And ggRevelations.
CHAPTER 5C1 C is for Capitals, which if you don't know them is a sure sign that you're not very well educated,
2 Because everybody knows the capitals,
3 Especially the really difficult ones,
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4 Like hhLa Paz, iiReykjavik, jjBaton Rouge, kkHelena, llWheeling, Topeka, mmRichmond, nnSacramento,
5 ooAlbany, ppCarson City, qqTrenton, Caracas, rrFort Lauderdale, ssAustin, ttSioux City, uuRio de Janeiro,
6 Brussels, vvOlympia, wwBuenos Aires, Warsaw, xxSeoul, yyCalcutta, zzBismarck,
7 aaaCheyenne, bbbIndianapolis, cccMontgomery, dddJohannesburg, eeeOslo, fffBaltimore, gggBogotá,
8 hhhBudapest, iiiToronto, jjjRichmond,
9 And a bunch of others too,
10 Which you should learn by heart,
11 Including the really easy ones,
12 Like kkkParis, and lllLondon, and mmmRome,
13 If you don't want people to think you're a fool.
CHAPTER 5D1 D is for the big Disasters that happen every so often,
2 And if you don't want people to look at you like you're some kind of idiot,
3 You'll remember all the most important ones,
4 nnnLike the Chicago fire,
5 oooThe San Francisco earthquake,
6 pppThe eruption of Vesuvius,
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