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5 I ask you, O Money, is this acivilized behavior? bAnd why do you choose to shower them with profits, and allow my friend to die, and me to flee for my very life?
6 Truly I do not understand this, O Money, and I beseech you to reconsider your cgenerosity to Italians.
7 Will you at least think about it, O Money? Will you, honestly?

CHAPTER 58
1 O Money, I have had no choice but to turn myself in to the police. O bitter day!
2 dBut what is one to do when he is being chased by murderous Italians with machine guns? eWho can one buy that has more machine guns than Italians?
3 fO why would anyone ever have outlawed spirits? Such fools to open such a huge avenue for the ambitions of Italians!
4 gO Money, do you know anything about the internal revenue service? hThey have asked for an interview with me itomorrow.
5 Do you happen to know anyone in the internal revenue service? Do any of your followers work there?

CHAPTER 59
1 Who are the whining idiots who cast up this fraudulent image of the jAntichrist, and describe him as the chief enemy of mankind? Have they never heard of the beast incarnate called the kInternal Revenue Service?
2 lO Money, these fiends from hell are your sworn enemy. There is nothing they would not do to remove you from the pockets of your followers.
a.Rom.1.1-8
b.Jeff.16.1-3
Jeff.16.6-7
c.Exp.1.7-9
d.Psom.5.1-6
e.Yks.12.15-17
f.Yks.86.1-8
g.Psom.6.1-5
h.Psom.24.3
i.Psom.12.1
j.Wil.49.14
k.Psong.58.4
l.Adam.41.4-7
m.Ed.50.11
n.Al.4.16
o.Ed.30.5
p.Psay.5B.1-13
q.Psong.26.1
r.Rat.5.20-22
s.Dav.47.11
t.Chr.3.8-13
u.Krt.7.7-11
3 O Money, I beseech you to call upon all the powers at your disposal, and to blast these mnightmare creatures into everlasting penury and ruin.
4 O Money, I am being indicted. O Money, I shall be sent to prison.
5 O Money. nWhy me?

CHAPTER 60
1 O Money, are you there?
2 They're going to convict me, O Money. Are you there?
3 I'm waiting, O Money. Are you there?

CHAPTER 61
1 O Money, are you there?
2 O M-o-n-e-y.
3 O M-o-n-e-y.
4 Are you th-e-r-e?

CHAPTER 62
1 O Money, I have a last request. It's the last thing I'll ask you for, I promise.
2 There is a little omissionary who came to see me in my cell. She is about five feet nothing tall, and she reads the pscripture in a moving whisper.
3 Why did I never meet a girl like this when I was free? She is nothing like qmy wife, and for the first time I find myself understanding all the rnice things people say about women.
4 sShe does not care that I have no money, and she says she wants to save my immortal tsoul.
5 She does not know that my immortal soul ubelongs to you, because I did not want to break her heart.