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3 O Money, congratulate me on this thing I have acquired, and give me your blessing for my new home.

CHAPTER 25
1 O Money, thanks to you, I have acquired a fine new amotorcar, with all the luxuries you could possibly imagine.
2 bIt has rich leather seats, and its doors are paneled in only the finest burled walnut, and there is even a mouth tube for communicating my whims to the chauffeur!
3 cO what a great glory is a fine motorcar, especially if it is a Cadillac, O Money.
4 Congratulate me on this thing I have acquired, and give me your blessing for my possession.

CHAPTER 26
1 dO Money, thanks to you, I have acquired a fine new ebride, with all the charms you could possibly imagine.
2 She has hair the fcolor of you, and her skin is as white and smooth as ivory; her figure is a vision of beauty, and her voice is as sweet and musical as the gsound of you in my pocket.
3 O what a great glory is a hfine town house and a ifine motorcar, jparticularly in the eyes of a beautiful woman!
4 O Money, congratulate me on this wife I have acquired, and give me your blessing on our union.
a.Wil.69.9
b.Ann.6.12-18
c.Adam.31.2-3
d.Ira.31.11
e.Dav.39.10-11
f.Psong.6.14
g.Adam.10.1
h.Psong.24.2
i.Psong.25.2
j.Mawr.30.2-14
k.Psong.5.3
l.Adam.47.3
m.Psong.25.1
n.Adam.47.5
o.Adam.47.2
p.Adam.38.2-15
q.Adam.36.1-12
r.Adam.26.1
s.Adam.43.2-3
t.Mawr.10.1-10
CHAPTER 27
1 O Money, thanks to you, and my dear wife, I have acquired a kfine new summer residence, and a lvast new wardrobe of lady's clothes, and yet another mfine motorcar, and a huge boxful of sterling-silver flatware, and a closet full of the most expensive nDresden china.
2 Nor are these the only othings I have acquired of late. By any chance, have you met my wife before, O Money?
3 Yea, I am grateful for all these blessings, and I know you congratulate me on these things I have acquired, because they might bring me great joy, I suppose.
4 O Money?
5 Never mind.

CHAPTER 28
1 O Money, do you have any knowledge of the pstock market, and would you consider it a good investment for a man such as myself, who needs to increase his capital?
2 Truly, I have heard your name mentioned in glowing terms by those who conduct transactions on qWall Street, and I am desirous to know if you shower your grace upon that place.
3 O Money, I would not waste your time if it were not important, but rmy dear wife is with child, and already she has purchased more sthings than I would have believed capable of fitting inside one house.
4 O Money, could you please give me your counsel? tAlready my dear wife has given me cross looks, simply because I mentioned that I am not made of you, and at this rate, she will see to it that you are removed from my life, completely and utterly.