4 Somebody might notice,
5 Like the aAmericans,
6 Who, for a bunch of degenerate mongrel barbarians that didn't have the guts to fight bHitler, had a pretty big military,
7 Including an army in the cPhilippines,
8 And a good-sized navy in the Hawaiian Islands.
9 Eventually, the Nips figured out that if they could destroy the American navy in the Hawaiian Islands,
10 The Yanks would get discouraged,
11 And think it was too much trouble to stop Japan from grabbing the entire South Pacific.
CHAPTER 181 And so the Nips devised this great plan to attack Pearl Harbor in Hawaii,
2 By surprise,
3 And then take everything they wanted,
4 Right away,
5 Something like Hitler was doing in Europe,
6 In fact, a lot like dHitler was doing in Europe,
7 Except that the Nips didn't get the idea from Hitler, of course,
8 But thought it up all by themselves,
9 With their own great imagination.
10 Banzai!
CHAPTER 191 The way it worked out, there were two surprises the eday the Nips attacked Pearl Harbor.
2 The fAmericans were surprised as hell about being attacked by a bunch of smiling, nodding, two-faced little barbarians,
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3 Which made the Nips smile and nod at each other,
4 Since everything had gone almost completely according to plan,
5 Although not absolutely everything,
6 gBecause the other surprise was that the Americans didn't react exactly like a bunch of degenerate mongrel barbarians that didn't have the guts to fight a major war.
7 In fact, the hAmericans were extremely, thoroughly, completely mad at Japan,
8 iAnd declared war on both Germany and Japan right away,
9 And then every able-bodied man in America immediately enlisted in the army, the navy, or the air force.
CHAPTER 201 Of course, with their jtypical foresight, the Americans were very well prepared to fight a war against Germany and Japan,
2 kHaving scrapped a lot of their weapons years ago,
3 And not having quite gotten around to building any new ones,
4 In spite of the fact that World War II had been going on for almost two years now,
5 And so, the Nips had pretty clear sailing in the South Pacific for quite a while,
6 lConquering the Philippines,
7 mAnd Singapore,
8 nAnd most of New Guinea,
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