7 Who thought that since the world was going to be perfect,
8 It might be nice to have something to eat,
9 Someday.
CHAPTER 181 Even though he was not related to the aGreat family, Lenin turned out to be a great leader for the Russkies.
2 For example, he freed the peasants once and for all by renaming them "comrades,"
3 Which made everything all better,
4 bFor some reason.
5 He solved the food problem by sending ten percent of the population to forced labor camps in cSiberia,
6 Where they didn't get any food at all,
7 Which left a lot more for everybody else.
8 Then he started industrializing Russia,
9 dWhich he did by building lots of stinking industrial cities full of mistreated workers,
10 eWho loved him because not a single person in the whole country had to give up being miserable for even a moment,
11 In spite of all the terrific progress they were making,
12 Which all the Russkies knew about,
13 Because Marxists always make a point of telling their comrades the truth about everything important,
14 Over and over and over again,
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15 fTill they believe it.
16 gAnd Lenin was so great at telling the truth that when he died, the Russkies missed him so much they had him stuffed and put on display in the hKremlin,
17 Forever,
18 So they wouldn't ever forget what a great comrade he had been.
CHAPTER 191 After Lenin, there was iStalin,
2 Who probably wasn't quite as great as Lenin,
3 Since even the Russkies tend to think he overdid it a little,
4 What with killing about fifty million people,
5 For no particular reason,
6 Which would have been okay,
7 Except that fifty million people is a lot of people,
8 Even if you're a Russian.
9 But to be fair, Stalin also had to deal with jWorld War II,
10 Which he tried to do by making a deal with kHitler,
11 lWith the usual results.
12 mSo when Hitler forgot about their deal and invaded Russia anyway,
13 Stalin felt pretty embarrassed,
14 nAnd retaliated by sending millions of unarmed comrades into the snow to stop the German army,
15 Which they did,
16 In a place called oStalingrad,
17 pWhich used to be called St. Petersburg,
18 qUntil Lenin changed its name to Leningrad,
19 rAnd then Stalin renamed it after his own favorite patriot.
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