18 And the Jordanians,
19 And the Lebanese,
20 And the Israelis,
21 And the Palestinians,
22 And the Kuwaitis,
23 And the Turks,
24 aAnd a bunch of others too,
25 Except the Indians,
26 Who are too busy hating the Pakistanis to fight about sand,
27 Ever since bMahatma Gandhi pushed the cBrits out of India,
28 By pretending that Indians were too peace-loving to hate anybody,
29 dWhich is only the second or third joke ever pulled off in the middle east.
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CHAPTER 111 And eventually, when the end of the world comes,
2 It will probably start in the middle east,
3 Where nobody ever learns,
4 For thousands and thousands and thousands of years,
5 Which is probably okay,
6 Because when the end of the world comes,
7 eThere will finally be peace,
8 For billions and billions and billions of years,
9 Unless God is crazy enough to start another creation in the middle east,
10 Which would exactly double His current total of middle east jokes.
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