6 And maybe as many as a million Yanks,
7 Unless there were some kind of super bomb,
8 The kind of bomb that could destroy an entire city in a few seconds,
9 In fact, the kind of bomb the Yanks had just finished building in their aManhattan Project,
10 And...hey!
11 There's an idea!
12 Why not drop the atom bomb on the Nips and be done with it,
13 Once and for all?
CHAPTER 1191 bWhen the Yank A-Bomb vaporized cHiroshima in a few seconds or so,
2 The Yank dpresident realized that the Nips would need some time to figure out what had happened exactly,
3 eBecause they were the first nation that had ever lost a complete city in just a few seconds,
4 fAnd so Truman gave them almost forty-eight hours to think it over,
5 Well, not quite forty-eight hours,
6 Because forty-eight hours later another A-Bomb vaporized gNagasaki,
7 Which caused the Nips to realize that they might be seeing the beginning of a pattern,
8 In which each Yank demand for Unconditional Surrender is followed,
9 Within forty-eight hours,
10 hBy the disappearance of another Nip city,
11 Which is the kind of pattern that adds up after a while,
12 iNo matter how much you like suicide,
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13 And finally convinced the Nips to throw in the towel,
14 The American Way,
15 jWhich is called, Unconditional Surrender.
CHAPTER 1201 Thus, finally, the Second World War came to an end,
2 And suddenly the Yanks were in charge of everything,
3 kExcept possibly the third of the planet on two continents controlled by the Russkies,
4 Who were all poor and miserable anyway,
5 lWhich meant that the Yanks were now the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
6 mThanks to the American Way,
7 nAnd American know-how,
8 oAnd American money,
9 pNot to mention American A-Bombs,
10 Which nobody really wanted to mention anyway,
11 Because they were so scary.
CHAPTER 1211 Of course, the A-Bomb didn't scare the Yanks any,
2 Because they were the only ones that had it,
3 And it seemed like a pretty good thing all in all,
4 Since the Yanks had lost almost half a million troops saving the world for democracy,
5 This time,
6 And if it hadn't been for the A-Bomb,
7 They might have lost three or four times that,
8 Which is fine if you're a qEuropean country,
9 But completely unacceptable if you're a Yank.
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