11 aIf there was any place left in the South Pacific to fight over by the time the Yanks had built some more war stuff,
12 Which they were doing,
13 In a big way.
CHAPTER 1091 And so the Yanks had to put up with about a year of bad news,
2 bAs the Philippines fell,
3 cAnd the Brits tried to keep the war alive in Europe by fighting in dAfrica,
4 eAnd the Russkies took a dreadful beating from the Krauts,
5 fBecause the Russkies had comrades,
6 gAnd the Krauts had guns,
7 hWhich resulted in millions and millions of dead comrades,
8 iAnd more great speeches from Churchill,
9 And not a lot of heroics from the Yanks,
10 Except for jGeneral MacArthur,
11 kWho escaped from the Philippines somehow,
12 But told them he would come back later,
13 lOr words to that effect.
CHAPTER 1101 Then, when everything had gotten about as bad as it could get,
2 The Yanks announced that they were ready to start getting even,
3 But there were a few things they wanted everyone to understand first,
4 Like the fact that if they had to be involved in Europe,
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5 Again,
6 They were going to call the shots this time,
7 With Yanks in charge everywhere,
8 Such as mMacArthur in the Pacific,
9 And nEisenhower in Europe,
10 Whether the Brits liked it or not.
11 That wasn't all, either,
12 Because the Yanks also made it clear that they weren't interested in another oarmistice,
13 Since parmistices don't work,
14 Besides being almost impossible to pronounce,
15 Which is why the Yanks weren't interested in negotiating any terms with the Krauts or the Nips,
16 qExcept Unconditional Surrender,
17 rBecause this time, the Yanks hadn't lost a few hundred people,
18 sBut two thousand people,
19 And absolutely positively weren't going to stand for it,
20 tNo matter how much it cost.
CHAPTER 1111 uThe army the Yanks took to Europe was the biggest army anyone had ever seen,
2 vWith more Yank soldiers in it than you could shake a pointed stick at,
3 And more and bigger ships,
4 And more and bigger planes,
5 And more and bigger everything,
6 Except tanks,
7 wWhich the Krauts still had more and bigger of,
8 xFor a while,
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