|CHAPTER 11 The results of the Fiction Bouts in Punk City:
2 The Nematodes held that if the punks were going to be writers, they wouldn't have to wear glasses,
3 Whereas the Glimmers held that the punks should all wear glasses to show the world that you didn't have to be a wimp to be a writer.
4 Thereupon Eyeless Charm of the Nematodes felled Four Eyes of the Glimmers with his armreel,
5 And Nightcrawler Brown of the Nematodes felled Horny Owl of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
6 And Worm Slither of the Nematodes felled Shades Kool of the Glimmers with his long scriver.
7 Then the Glimmers did not deny that punk writers shouldn't have to wear glasses.
CHAPTER 21 The Bra Busters held that if the punks were going to be writers, they should write about nothing but sex,
2 Because those were the most ainteresting books to read,
3 Whereas the Fetal Circus held that punk writers should write about anything they felt like writing about,
||4 Because there were a lot of things you could write about.
5 Thereupon Alice Hate of the Fetal Circus felled Betty Boob, Bimbo Gash, Pornucopia Jade, and Mary Mary of the Bra Busters with her whip.
6 Then the Bra Busters did not deny that punk writers should write about anything they felt like writing about.
CHAPTER 31 The Lit Lickers held that there weren't really that many things you could write about,
2 bBecause if you were going to be an admired writer, you had to write about despair and misery and what a big joke everything was.
3 Thereupon the Fetal Circus selected the 440s as their champion,
4 And Fast Pack of the 440s felled Barth Bathelme of the Lit Lickers with his long scriver,
5 And Six Pack of the 440s felled Kerouac Ginsberg of the Lit Lickers with his armreel,
6 And Header McCoy of the 440s felled Roth Heller of the Lit Lickers with his long scriver,
7 And Johnny Dodge of the 440s felled Updike Steinbeck of the Lit Lickers with his bare hands.