|8 aOr telling you to do anything at all,
9 Except what you feel like doing,
10 Whenever you feel like doing it,
11 No matter who gets hurt.
CHAPTER 261 For if Harry were here, he would say, "If it is your desire to hold up a liquor store,
2 "Do so,
3 b"For if it is your desire, it is your right.
4 "If you desire to mug travelers at the bus station,
5 "Do so,
6 c"For if you cannot be certain about your desires, what can you be certain about?
7 "If it is your desire to rape someone,
8 "Do so,
9 d"For it is always possible to blame someone else if you get caught.
10 "And if you desire to shoot up with heroin every day,
11 "Do so,
12 "But have you ever considered switching to Consolation?"
CHAPTER 271 Have you heard of Consolation ?
2 Indeed, it is my pleasure to inform you that Consolation is the greatest of all the gifts that Harry can offer,
3 Including even his Trinity,
4 Because in spite of the power of Desire, Certainty, and Blame,
5 The Trinity cannot make you stop thinking about anything at all,
||6 With a single blast up the nose.
7 But eConsolation can,
8 And it comes in a nice white powder,
9 Which requires no syringe,
10 And therefore leaves no unsightly tracks,
11 Which makes it practically perfect.
CHAPTER 281 What is more.
2 fConsolation will be coming to Broad Street soon,
3 gAt very competitive prices,
4 Which will keep getting more competitive,
5 As volume sales improve.
CHAPTER 291 Yes, you must try Harry's Consolation,
2 Which is the only thing you can ever expect to receive in complete honesty from a white person,
3 In the Most Chosen Nation on Earth.
4 You will love Consolation,
5 hBecause it makes now so very special,
6 iWhich is the only time there is,
7 When you have nothing to look forward to,
8 At all.
CHAPTER 301 And there is no need whatever to be suspicious of Consolation,
2 Because it is not some racist trick,
3 Which you can prove absolutely to yourself,