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5 aWhich is the only gender to be,
6 And over twenty-one,
7 bWhich is the only age to be.
8 cI know other things about you too,
9 And if I keep my remarks brief enough,
10 Maybe you'll listen to what I have to say.

CHAPTER 4
1 You may have heard of dHarry,
2 Who reminded us that nothing really matters,
3 eSince the world's going to end pretty soon anyway,
4 fAnd God isn't really there,
5 gWhich means there isn't any good or evil,
6 And so we can be the way we are,
7 Without feeling bad about it.

CHAPTER 5
1 I hope this is all simple enough for you.
2 I know that executives like to be treated like three-year-olds,
3 And I'm trying,
4 But please remember that my last communiqué was to the hMallites,
5 iWho don't have much of an attention span either,
6 But they're not in your class at all,
7 As you know,
8 And it's a real effort to bring it down to your level.
9 Still, I'm doing the best I can.

CHAPTER 6
1 Where were we?
2 Oh yes, I remember.
a.Mawr.23.1
b.Mall.13.19
c.Psom.28.1-5
d.Wht.5
e.Ext.53.21
f.Chuk.17.1-9
g.Wil.20.14-15
h.Mall.1.1-2
i.Ira.28.12-18
j.Wil.26.2-4
k.Ira.21.26
l.Wil.27.14-15
m.Wht.6
3 It was also Harry who pointed out how lucky we are,
4 Meaning all of us who live in the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
5 Because even if everybody stops working,
6 And caring,
7 And thinking,
8 jIt will still take a long long time for everything to fall apart,
9 Which it will, of course,
10 But not in our lifetimes,
11 Even if the planet lasts that long,
12 Which isn't likely.

CHAPTER 7
1 All of this is pretty important information for you,
2 Because it means you don't have to think about the future,
3 Or plan for the future,
4 Or build for the future,
5 Which leaves a lot more time for just fooling around,
6 And having fun.
7 Isn't that nice?

CHAPTER 8
1 kBut you should also know that Harry told everyone about this,
2 lWhich could complicate things for you,
3 Unless you listen very carefully.
4 Do you understand so far?

CHAPTER 9
1 The thing is, Harry also told everyone about the best way to live,
2 mWhich involves not thinking about anything at all,