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4 Because you should be the way you are,
5 And if you don't have the astomach for Paradise,
6 Go ahead and check out.
7 bIt's not as if anything is actually depending on your participation,
8 cAnd you can be pretty sure there won't be any God waiting for you on the other side with a scowl on his face.
9 dIn fact, you can be pretty sure there really isn't any "other side,"
a.Kens.14.19-21
b.Wil.26.2
c.Jeff.19.1-5
d.Chuk.19.1-17
e.Spic.17.2-9
f.Psom.35.3
 10 Which means that if you decide to check out, you'll have forever and always to not think about anything at all,
11 With absolutely no distractions.
12 If you like distractions, stick around in eParadise.
13 If you don't,
14 fLater.


VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE'S EXECUTIVE BRIEFING FOR THE
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CHAPTER 1
1 Good day, gentlemen.
2 Truly it is a pleasure to be able to speak to such august and eminent leaders as yourselves,
3 Who hold much of the real power of the Most Chosen Nation in your hands.
4 The things you do in your offices and boardrooms will determine the future,
5 gUp to a point,
6 And that is why I wanted to tell you how the hWay of Harry can help you,
7 And make your lives easier,
8 And more fun.

CHAPTER 2
1 Of course, you know a lot already.
g.Swar.11.10-12
h.Wht.6
i.Psong.43.3
j.Psong.43.1
k.Brd.24.1
 2 iOr else why would you be so rich and powerful?
3 But it may be that you still have to think about things from time to time,
4 And the good news is that thinking just isn't necessary,
5 At all,
6 Even for you.

CHAPTER 3
1 jTruly, you are the Most Chosen People of the Most Chosen Nation in the whole history of the world.
2 For example, without even looking at you, I know that the overwhelming majority of you are white,
3 kWhich is the only color to be,
4 And male,