25 Which is hardly what they, or the animals, deserved,
26 And happened only because they were so much stronger physically,
27 That is,
28 Effectively stronger,
29 aWhat with their macho weapons and all,
30 And anyway, there are no contradictions.
CHAPTER 231 It is a sacred btruth of the Mawrites that the biggest thing wrong with civilization is that they are in charge of it,
2 cAnd have committed endless barbarian crimes that no Mawrite would ever even think of,
3 Let alone commit,
4 Because look at who commits 98 percent of the violent crimes in this world,
5 Which doesn't have anything to do with who's physically stronger,
6 dBecause thanks to all their macho weapons, the Mawrites could pull a trigger just as easily as anyone else,
7 If they wanted to,
8 Which they don't,
9 eExcept for the ones who'd like to exercise their right to be in the infantry,
10 Which is different,
11 Because there aren't that many of them anyway,
12 Which is no reason to keep all of the Mawrites out of the infantry,
13 For stupid macho reasons,
14 fWhich don't have anything to do with gender differences in physical courage and aggression,
15 But boils down to the fact that they have always looked for any excuse to keep the Mawrites out of their clubs,
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16 Which is a large part of the reason why civilization is so screwed up in the first place,
17 And besides, there are no contradictions.
CHAPTER 241 It is a sacred gtruth of the Mawrites that they have screwed everything up because they are so out of touch with their emotions,
2 And couldn't find their emotions with both hands and a hflashlight,
3 Because only the Mawrites are really comfortable with their feelings,
4 And know what they mean,
5 And how to act accordingly,
6 In the most sensitive possible way,
7 iWhich is why the Mawrites all get along with each other so well,
8 jAnd always know exactly what they want to do with their lives,
9 And are inherently more perceptive about people in general,
10 With the possible exception of the ones who have been so koppressed by the macho culture that they have no self-esteem,
11 lAnd wind up with abusive mates who beat them twice a day for no reason,
12 Which wouldn't happen in the first place if they could get in touch with their emotions for once,
13 And not hog the show all the time,
14 mWhich just highlights what a shame it is that they will never let the Mawrites have a chance to do symphonies and poetry and paintings and stuff like that,
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