|10 aBecause I really really hate you.
CHAPTER 61 You all think you know so much,
2 And you probably even think you're not Harriers,
3 bBecause you're so good at thinking,
4 cBut you don't know how to think at all,
5 Which is the whole purpose of law school,
6 dWhere they teach you how to destroy what other people think,
7 And then to feel very proud of yourselves afterwards,
8 As if you'd done something brilliant with your great minds,
9 eWhen all you've really done is find one more hole in all the zillions of holes that exist in all of Mankind's lies about itself,
10 fWhich when you look at it from that perspective isn't much,
11 gExcept that you have to set new records for being sanctimonious about your intelligence,
12 hEven though there isn't one of you that ever had an original, imaginative, constructive thought about anything,
13 Which is why you're lawyers.
CHAPTER 71 iAnd so you sue.
2 And sue,
3 And sue,
4 And get the jgarbage off,
5 And sue some more,
6 And make lots and lots of money,
7 And call each other kcounselor,
||8 And you never ever think about what you might be doing to people,
9 Or to the country,
10 Or to yourselves,
11 Which is why you're all Harriers,
12 Every one,
13 And why I guess you must all be lokay,
14 Although there's nothing that says I have to admit it,
15 mBecause I am Mike,
16 nAnd I just hate lawyers.
CHAPTER 81 So I suppose it's also okay that none of you ever contributes anything,
2 Or builds anything,
3 Or adds anything but grief to the quality of life,
4 Or ever do anything at all but profit from human misery,
5 And greed,
6 And violence,
7 And spite,
8 And lust for revenge.
9 oI suppose it's okay that you misrepresent facts and situations for a living,
10 And that you'll destroy the pwitness with the speech impediment,
11 Never mind the truth,
12 qBecause there is no truth,
13 And it's not your fault,
14 And you're not responsible anyway,
15 And all that,
16 rBut why do you have to be so incredibly unbelievably superior about it,
17 sWhen you're just exactly like everybody else,
18 Except maybe a little smarter and meaner and better dressed?