|10 "Take 'I Love Rock and Rose,'
12 a"Basil Rose used to be a district attorney,
13 "And Rock Stromboli used to be an armed robber,
14 "But now they're cellmates,
15 "Because of the hilarious mistake that transfers Rock to a special minimum-security prison for white-collar convicts,
16 "Which is when the fun really begins!
17 "Yes, you'll laugh yourselves sick at the funniest bculture clash since,
19 "Since sometime last season.
20 "You'll hoot when Rock learns how to negotiate a cbook contract!
21 "You'll howl when Rose learns how to make a shiv out of a dspoon!
22 "You'll scream when Rock tries to play ebackgammon with brass knuckles! You'll bust a gut when Rose gets his first tattoo!
23 "And you'll just die laughing when Rock and Rose team up to run the ffunniest mail-order swindle ever devised in prison!
24 "Will they get caught,
25 "Or will they get away with everything,
26 "And make a million bucks besides?
27 "Be watching when the Great New Season begins,
28 "On the Harrier Television Network.
29 "'I Love Rock and Rose.'
30 "Sunday nights at eight o'clock."
||CHAPTER 81 "He got mad about all the junk mail,
2 "And now he's getting even,
3 "With a little help from his incinerator,
4 "Because ashes can't scream.
5 "'The Junk Mail Man,'
6 "Now in paperback,
7 "After 46 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List,
8 g"From the best-selling author of 'The Dry Cleaner,' 'The Electrical Inspector,' 'The Tax Assessor,' and 'The Meter Reader.'
9 "Your money back if you're not terrified and revolted.
10 "'The Junk Mail Man,'
11 "At better newsstands everywhere."
CHAPTER 91 We're back.
2 Just in time to talk with our exciting guests,
3 Who were giving us some great advice about how to spread the Word of Harry,
4 During the commercial break.
5 And I know you're going to be completely thrilled when they start taking some questions from the studio audience,
6 Which they'll do right after this brief pause for a news bullet and some words from our sponsors.
7 Be right back.
CHAPTER 101 h"Rat-a-tat-tat-a-ratta-tatta-tat-a-rat!
2 "This is a news bullet from the Harrier Television Network,
3 i"Margo Glamour reporting.
4 "A spokesman for the federal government today released the results of a grim new study,