|CHAPTER 11 Salve, magistri.
2 Excuse me.
3 I forgot that teachers don't know any gLatin anymore,
4 Or anything else.
5 Let me start again,
6 In terms you can understand more easily,
7 Because hI am writing to tell you about the Way of Harry,
8 And why it will make your life easier,
9 And nicer.
10 Do we understand everything so far?
11 Very good.
CHAPTER A1 iA is for the Alphabet,
2 Which teachers have to teach.
||3 Let's call them jDick and Jane,
4 Just for fun.
5 Dick and Jane can teach the Alphabet without even thinking about it,
6 Because they know it so well.
7 If everything were as easy to teach as the Alphabet,
8 Dick and Jane would have a lot more time for other more important things,
9 Like complaining about their Awful pay,
10 And their Abysmal working conditions,
11 And how they don't get Anything from Anybody,
12 Anything but Aggravation, that is,
13 And Antagonism,
14 And Accusations,
15 Not to mention a lot of character Assassination,