|13 aHave a baby. Check.
14 bBuy season tickets to the NBA team in your area. Check.
15 cRun errands for thirty or forty years. Check.
16 After that, you're on your own.
CHAPTER 321 Harry did another blackout with a book of swatches that his tailor had left behind by accident.
2 When he saw them sitting on the table, he grabbed them and held them right up to the camera, saying,
3 Yes, the spectrum of moral certainties in our age is too dazzlingly diverse to deal with,
4 As you can see.
5 For just when you think the dmedium gray will do,
6 Then you are practically seduced by this excellent edove gray,
7 But no sooner have you made up your mind about this than the superbly understated fcharcoal gray seems to turn your head right around,
8 Until, that is, you encounter this fabulously sophisticated gmedium-light charcoal gray,
9 And then it seems you might never be able to decide precisely which shade of gray is right for you.
10 In fact, that's why I always order white suits myself,
11 Because it's so much easier to assume that I'm always right,
12 About everything,
13 Without thinking about it at all.
||CHAPTER 331 Harry did another blackout where he played air guitar for a solid two minutes,
2 hWith no music playing.
3 iThen he looked into the camera and said, Mozart never knew it could be this easy to be a genius.
CHAPTER 341 Harry did another blackout where he put Marisa's cat on his lap,
2 And put the jhorn-rims on again,
3 kAnd said, Science has proven that Man is the only animal which kills for sport.
4 lTrust me.
CHAPTER 351 Harry also did a blackout one time where he convinced Marisa to do a big necking scene with him in front of the camera,
2 mAnd when they broke for air,
3 He turned into the camera and said, Having thoroughly investigated the issue,
4 I would like to announce that women are soft and cuddly,
5 nAnd smell nice too.
6 Everybody thought that was pretty good,
7 Except Harry,
8 Who wanted to do it over.
CHAPTER 361 The next time he kissed Marisa for a good long time,
2 And then he turned to the camera and said, Lots of people say to me, o"Harry, what do women want?"