CHAPTER 191 All the best footage of Harry was taken in Philadelphia, of course,
2 Where it so happened aone of the followers assembled a crack camera crew,
3 And accompanied Harry on many of his most exciting expeditions,
4 Except for that first day,
5 Which is known as bPretzel Friday,
6 When Harry rode into the city in a white cEldorado,
7 dAnd all of the followers had way too much beer to drink,
8 Which is why there is only this one blurry snapshot,
9 Showing some of the followers desecrating the eLiberty Bell,
10 While Harry explains it all to the cops,
11 fWith a huge wad of bills in his hand.
CHAPTER 201 One of the most dramatic sequences in the filmed record of Harry got taken in the very first session with the camera crew,
2 Because they celebrated their lucrative new assignment pretty freely in Harry's hotel suite,
3 And then started brainstorming about what would make a really great scene in the documentary they thought they were making,
4 And so one of them suggested climbing all the way up to gBilly Penn's hat,
5 On top of hCity Hall,
6 And having Harry say a few words with the whole city laid out below.
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7 Everybody thought this over for another bottle or so,
8 Until Harry suddenly stood up and said, Let's do it.
9 It's a pretty beautiful city when there isn't any sun to screw up the view.
10 And so one of the bravest of the followers and all the conscious members of the camera crew piled into Harry's Silver Cloud,
11 And rode down to City Hall,
12 Where they watched some TV in the back while one of the Angels scouted out ways and means,
13 Until he returned without any explanations,
14 And ushered everybody inside the building,
15 And then into an elevator,
16 So that there was only a little climbing to be done when they got onto the roof,
17 Which Harry led the way on,
18 Because he really didn't seem to care at all about how high up they all were,
19 And what a bummer it would be to fall all the way to the ground.
CHAPTER 211 And so it happened that the crew got some really fabulous footage of Harry,
2 Standing right next to Billy Penn,
3 In the very center of the City of Philadelphia,
4 With the moon making everything very bright,
5 In all directions.
6 And Harry beheld the view for several minutes without saying a word,
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