18 aBecause Harry is busy kissing a girl instead,
19 Until they both jump in the car and drive away into the sunset,
20 Without a backward glance,
21 Which is the end of the movie,
22 And all we know about Harry's graduation.
CHAPTER 71 Harry's insurance company also has a photograph of the bGTO,
2 Which looks like it sideswiped a parked car,
3 Or maybe scraped against the side of a building,
4 Or possibly slid off the road into a ditch,
5 Or something along those lines.
6 The photo is dated early in June of the same year as Harry's graduation,
7 Which couldn't have been too long after the party,
8 cAlthough we don't really know what happened,
9 And it can't possibly matter anyway,
10 dBecause boys will be boys,
11 After all.
CHAPTER 81 For some reason, there are very few photographs of Harry for the next couple of years,
2 Which is when he was in college,
3 Where he may or may not have been having a nice time,
4 Which is hard to tell,
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5 Because the only picture we have was taken on his very last day there.
6 Here you can see him holding what appears to be a diploma,
7 Given him by one of his friends,
8 eAlthough it isn't a diploma,
9 Because in spite of all the fancy lettering, it says that Harry has been honored with the title f"Persona Non Grata,"
10 And is now perfectly free to collect all his belongings,
11 And go take a draft physical.
12 But Harry appears to be enjoying himself,
13 Which you can tell by the girl on each arm,
14 And the open bottle of gJack Daniel's in his holster,
15 Under his poncho,
16 Not to mention his little cigar,
17 Unless it isn't a cigar at all,
18 Which is hard to tell for sure,
19 Because he's lighting it with blazing dollar bills,
20 Which make it hard to see the cigar,
21 Or his face,
22 Or the look in his eye,
23 Although the picture seems to say it all.
CHAPTER 91 This next picture must have been taken only a few days or weeks later,
2 Because one of the hgirls is the same,
3 Although the other isn't,
4 Because it is Harry,
5 Looking quite elegant in a long white dress,
6 And high heels,
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