|3 aWhich they will realize as soon as some of them get killed for some of the beliefs they think they believe.
4 For example, a lot of them are pretty sure that they are the bmost righteous generation in the whole history of the world,
5 cBecause they are so courageous in opposing the war,
6 But how courageous will they be when they start dying because they oppose the war?
7 What will happen when they find out that they oppose the war dmostly because they don't want to die in the war?
8 This is a reason that makes perfect sense, of course,
9 But it doesn't have anything to do with erighteousness,
10 At all.
CHAPTER 231 And fyou are the ones who can help them start dying in the name of their righteousness.
2 Do not most of you have brothers and cousins and friends who are policemen,
3 Or national guardsmen,
4 Or construction workers,
5 Or just some good buddies with a pickup truck and a gun rack,
6 Who would just love to kill a self-righteous college kid,
7 gOr three?
8 And can you guess what will happen when the college kids start dying for their political beliefs?
9 Is it not as inevitable as a Sunday morning hhangover that when the bodies start piling up, they will stop having ibeliefs,
||10 And will stop being so self-righteous,
11 And will stop talking about making the world a better place,
12 For anyone but themselves, that is,
13 jMeaning they will go get a high-paying job instead,
14 And try to make as much kmoney as possible,
15 So that they can buy lots and lots of drugs,
16 And quit thinking about everything else,
17 For good.
CHAPTER 241 When Harry had finished, the very ground shook under the joyful celebrations of the masses,
2 And many of them desired to run out right away and kill some college kids,
3 To help them overcome their beliefs and ideals,
4 As soon as possible.
5 But Harry calmed them down at once, saying,
6 Do not get carried away,
7 Because there is no need for a massacre,
8 And everything we desire will be achieved when no more than fifty or sixty college kids have died for their beliefs,
9 And besides, there is much that I, lHarry, can do to help things along,
10 If you will let some of your Angels come with me,
11 And do as I say,