|27 Other people have been getting more and more like you all the time,
28 Even if they didn't notice,
29 And now they're aalmost exactly like you,
30 bIn many many ways,
31 Which is why it's suddenly your turn to set the pace for everyone else,
32 And show the whole population of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth how to be cwhite trash,
33 Just like dyou.
CHAPTER 151 For example, you have always known that the only important question about life, or anything else, is e"What's in it for me?"
2 As it happens, that wasn't really a majority opinion,
3 Because miraculous as it may seem, almost all the great thinkers of history, since the first fcaveman wrote something on a rock, thought you were dead wrong.
4 They all thought that the race of Mankind was going gsomewhere,
5 And that it was everyone's duty to try to be hbetter,
6 To live up to the great human mission,
7 iWhatever it was,
8 Whereas you knew all the time that the only place you were going was out to the fridge for another beer,
9 Unless there isn't any,
10 In which case, you're not going anywhere at all,
||11 But sending your old lady instead,
12 Down to the jcorner for another case of Schlitz talls.
13 Now I ask you, who is right?
14 Almost all the great thinkers of history?
15 Or you?
16 The answer, my friends, is that you were right,
17 Which means that they've been wrong about a lot of things.
CHAPTER 161 The only place for Mankind to go is out to the fridge for another beer,
2 Unless there's something better available,
3 Like ale,
4 Or kbrandy,
5 Or corn liquor,
6 Or lDemerol,
7 Or ether,
8 Or mFrench wine,
9 Or ngin,
10 Or hash,
11 Or Irish whiskey,
12 Or oJack Daniel's,
13 Or Kentucky bourbon,
14 Or pLSD,
15 Or qmagic mushrooms,
16 Or nitrous oxide,
17 Or ropium,
18 Or PCP,
19 Or sQuaaludes,
20 Or treefer,
21 Or uSouthern Comfort,
22 Or tequila,
23 Or uppers,
24 Or vvodka,
25 Or wwormwood,
26 Or even xeres, yill, or zythum,