|19 And condemn people who don't worship you in an all white church.
20 aMost of the churches will remember that you hate people who have sex before they get married,
21 And condemn people to hell for bfornication.
22 Most of the churches will remember that you hate everyone who doesn't belong to their church,
23 cAnd condemn people to hell for believing in you in the wrong way.
24 And all of the churches will remember that you hate everyone who doesn't believe in you,
25 dAnd try to kill everyone who doesn't sign up in your name.
CHAPTER 121 And so all of the churches that believe in you will create a vast kingdom of hatred,
2 Which will spread your word to the farthest ecorners of the earth,
3 fWith the help of infantry and cavalry and warships and swords and lances and battleaxes and pistols and muskets and catapults and cannons and all manner of other war machines and weapons,
4 gWhich will result in the torture and murder and misery of millions,
5 hWho will be saved,
6 In your name,
7 Whether they like it or not,
8 iEven if it kills them.
9 And eventually,
||10 There will come a time when people begin to doubt you,
11 And question everything about you,
12 Including your motives,
13 Your family tree,
14 And even your existence.
CHAPTER 131 Some of the doubters will point out that it's impossible to prove you ever existed,
2 Since no one has a birth certificate,
3 Or a jphotograph,
4 Or a newspaper article,
5 Or a trial transcript,
6 Or a ktax return,
7 Or any other thing which belonged to you.
CHAPTER 141 Some of the doubters will question the llogic of your story,
2 And therefore come to dispute your authenticity.
3 mFor example, they'll point out that if you were really a God,
4 nWhere's the big sacrifice in getting killed,
5 oEspecially if you knew all the time that you wouldn't stay dead for long?
6 And if you weren't really a God,
7 Then hey,
8 What's all the fuss?
CHAPTER 151 Some of the doubters will point out that if you're responsible for creating all those pchurches,
2 You must be a pretty sick guy,
3 Or at least you must have a pretty sick sense of humor.