|CHAPTER 11 There was a VIP named dJeffrey,
2 Who tried to save mankind,
3 And couldn't,
4 eBut changed the world anyway.
CHAPTER 21 Jeffrey had a lot of things to say about life,
2 And fpeople,
3 And gGod,
4 hAnd what happens after you die,
5 And other things too.
6 iNobody knows for sure exactly what it was he said,
7 jAlthough lots of people think they know,
8 Which is the way things go,
9 When you're dealing with human beings.
CHAPTER 31 Whatever it was that kJeffrey said, it must have been controversial,
2 Which anything new usually is,
3 Because a lot of the people who heard him,
4 Or heard about him,
5 lThought they'd like him better if he were dead.
||6 mAnd so they killed him.
7 The only problem was that nsomething happened after that,
8 Even though nobody knows for sure exactly what it was,
9 And a whole bunch of people started claiming that Jeffrey wasn't dead at all,
10 And couldn't be killed for long by anyone anyway,
11 Because he was a God.
CHAPTER 41 oIt so happened that after the big death scene,
2 pWhen Jeffrey went back to his dressing room for a well-earned rest,
3 He became strangely qdepressed,
4 And had doubts about the wisdom of his actions.
5 But when he removed his rcrown of thorns.
6 So that he could put his head in his hands without ripping up his fingers,
7 The crown spoke to him, saying, "Jeffrey, don't get down on yourself.
8 "You did the best you could.
9 "You tried.
10 "But these are human beings after all,
11 "And you know what that means."