|2 a"And I can't help thinking about how much I miss radio.
3 "Won't radio survive at all?"
4 Of course it will survive (said Charlie),
5 But nothing like the way it was,
6 Because rocking roll will spread out from your variety show into thousands of radio stations in every city, suburb, hamlet, and farm of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
7 So that teenagers will be introduced to hundreds and hundreds of great rocking roll bands,
8 Including bPink Freud,
9 cThe Why,
10 dDead Butterfly,
14 hThe Droogs,
15 iRed Zeppelin,
16 jThe Greatful Bread,
17 kJanie Jalopie,
18 lJimmy Heartattax,
19 mCrosley, Spoils, Bash & Bing,
20 nAnd Bub the Beadle, of course,
21 And so many others that the airwaves of the Most Chosen Nation will be continuously crowded with the writhing, pounding beat of adolescent sexuality,
22 As interpreted by oelectric guitars,
23 And pvast drum sets,
24 And qdeafening keyboards,
25 And rshrieking vocals,
26 Which will all be so exciting that just talking about it makes me feel like a green young sapling again,
||27 Ready to pollinate like nobody's business.
28 Do you want to hear more?
CHAPTER 721 And then Ed sighed, and said he didn't need to hear it,
2 But wasn't there anything else that TV would bring to the households of the nation,
3 Something significant or helpful or illuminating?
CHAPTER 731 Of course there will be (answered Charlie), although you sound like you've developed some pretty stratospheric standards all of a sudden for a guy who started TV journalism by smoking a lot of cigarettes.
2 However, I'll overlook your tone of voice,
3 And tell you about all the great TV game shows that will give everyone in the Most Chosen Nation a chance to earn fabulous prizes and oodles of cash,
4 sIncluding shows like 'I Love to Make Bad Deals,' where people will dress up like tchickens and stalks of celery so that the uhost will notice them and offer them a choice between Curtain No. 2 and Box No. 1,
5 Not to mention shows like 'I Love Guessing the Right Prices,' where people will win fabulous prizes by knowing exactly how much a bottle of salad oil costs, unless it's a vstation wagon instead,
6 wOr shows like 'I Love Tic Tac Toe,' where people will
7 "No they won't," interrupted Ed.
8 "Is that the best you can do?"