|CHAPTER 381 There will be another comedy show called 'I Love Tracy,'
2 aWhich will also be completely different from 'I Love My Horse,'
3 bBecause it will be all about a crazy old comedian,
4 Played by cGorge Boring,
5 Who will have a talking windup baby doll for a wife,
6 Played by Gorge's wife dTracy,
7 eWho will live with Gorge in a nice white house in the suburbs,
8 fWhere nothing ever happens,
9 Except that it will all be very funny,
10 gBecause none of their funny friends will ever notice that there's anything strange about Tracy,
11 Even though she won't ever do anything right,
12 And won't even be able to say good night properly,
13 hJust like all American wives,
14 Except for Deana, of course.
CHAPTER 391 There will be another comedy show called 'I Love Gulligan,'
2 iWhich will be completely different from other shows starring inanimate objects that talk,
3 jBecause it will take place on a tropical island,
4 Where there won't be even a single suburb,
5 Or even one white house,
6 Which is why 'I Love Gulligan' will be such an enormous hit,
7 And why everyone will come to love the ktalking dummy named Gulligan,
||8 Which is a shame you didn't think of yourself,
9 Because it would have been a perfect part for lMort,
10 And you could have played the mCaptain,
11 And I could have played the nmillionaire,
12 Although I'm hard pressed to think of enough other dummies to round out the rest of the ocast.
CHAPTER 401 And speaking of shows that star inanimate objects,
2 pThere will also be some great comedies that don't use a laugh track,
3 qAlthough they will also be very funny and clever and original,
4 Because they will be all about how an inanimate object can make a hero out of a good-looking male model,
5 Who will always do what's right,
6 And always win in the end,
7 And always survive till next week,
8 As long as he can lay his hands on a rgun.
CHAPTER 411 For example, there will be a great comedy show called s'I Love My Rifle,'
2 Which will be all about an infallible rifle,
3 Played by tWinchester Forty-Five,
4 Who lives out west with a retired baseball player,
5 Played by uCheek Bones,
6 Who has to protect his little boy from outlaws every single week of the year,