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8 Which will be very extremely,
9 Because they will all be so clever and original,
10 Unlike yours.

CHAPTER 27
1 There will be one great comedy show called 'I Love Lucky,'
2 Which will be all about a crazy redheaded housewife,
3 Played by aLucky Bill,
4 Who will have a funny, hot-tempered husband named Tricki,
5 Played by bDizzy Mañanaz,
6 Not to mention some funny married friends called Edith and Ed,
7 No relation to you, of course,
8 Who will live in the apartment next door to Lucky's,
9 And help her have all kinds of incredibly funny adventures,
10 For years.
11 In fact, Lucky will become one of the most famous people in the world,
12 And absolutely everybody will adore her,
13 Which is why she will make millions and millions of dollars,
14 cIn spite of not having a single brain in her head.

CHAPTER 28
1 There will be another great comedy called 'I Love Alice,'
2 dWhich will be completely different from 'I Love Lucky,'
3 eBecause it will be all about a sane redheaded housewife;
4 Played by fJane Audrey,
5 Who will have a funny, hot-tempered husband named Ruff,
6 Played by gJokie Gasman,
7 hNot to mention some funny married friends named Tipsy and Ed,
a.Ed.27.14
b.Ed.28.6
c.Lies.6.16-19
Wil.16.18-20
d.Ed.27.1
e.Ed.27.2
f.Dav.14.39
g.Dav.30.9
h.Ed.27.6
i.Ed.27.8
j.Ed.27.9
k.Ed.27.12
l.Pnot.32.3
m.Ed.27.1
n.Ed.27.2
o.Ed.27.3
p.FnJ.2.15
q.Ed.27.8
r.Ed.28.10
 8 No relation to you, of course,
9 iWho will live in the apartment upstairs from Alice and Ruff,
10 jAnd help them have all kinds of incredibly funny adventures,
11 Especially Ruff,
12 Who will become one of the most famous people in the world,
13 kAnd absolutely everybody will adore him,
14 Which is why Jokie Gasman will make millions and millions of dollars,
15 In spite of being fat and loud and obnoxious in every part he plays,
16 And especially this part,
17 Although he'll always make up for being so obnoxious by lkissing Alice at the end of the show,
18 And telling her how much he loves her,
19 Just like everybody else.

CHAPTER 29
1 There will be another great comedy show called 'I Love Margie,'
2 mWhich will also be completely different from 'I Love Lucky,'
3 nBecause it will be all about a crazy redheaded unmarried girl,
4 Played by oStormy Gale,
5 Who will have a funny, hot-tempered father,
6 Played by some pBrit-or-other,
7 qWho will live with Margie in a nice white house in the suburbs,
8 rAnd help her have all kinds of incredibly funny adventures,