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50 Except aMarcellus, who had to have his legs cut off,
51 And then burn in hell forever.

CHAPTER 16
1 And that's just one example (said the camera) of the wonderful experiences that will be available to average people because of the movies.
2 bThe fact is that Hollywood will be there to help people through good times and bad,
3 cNot to mention give them a Technicolor picture of the world, themselves, and the whole course of human history,
4 All the way from the very dbeginning,
5 To the very eend,
6 Without having to look at a bunch of boring old books,
7 Ever again.

CHAPTER 17
1 For example, someday there will be a movie called f'2001 Million Years B.C.,'
2 Which will be directed by a genius named Stanley K___,
3 And starred in by a star named gRaquel,
4 hNot to mention a bunch of extras in ape costumes,
5 Who will show how everything was way back when,
6 iAt the beginning,
7 jOr a long long time ago, anyway,
8 Before there was much of anything at all,
9 Except animals and weather and so forth,
10 Which was about all there was when civilization first got started,
11 Which happened when a kmale friend of Raquel's picked up a lbig bone,
a.Dav.20.26
Dav.47.11
Dav.20.44
b.Boul.21.9
c.Hill.A.4
d.Dav.17.1
e.Dav.46.46
f.Psay.5Y.29
g.Dav.56.15
h.Dav.47.6
i.Vin.1.1-25
j.Vin.2.1-4
k.Dav.30.40
l.Zig.10.13
m.Yks.154.31
n.Adam.50.6
o.Dav.47.23
p.Krt.39.14
q.Kens.1.1
r.Wil.17.1-6
s.Krt.7.5
t.Kin.5.3
u.Barb.1.1-8
v.Psay.5W.14
w.Dav.57.36
x.Grk.8.32
y.Dav.54.15
z.Main.22.10
12 Or a mpointed stick,
13 nOr something along those lines, anyway,
14 oAnd started smashing things with it,
15 pWith a whole bunch of loud German music going on,
16 In a big way.
17 This great motion-picture spectacular will show everyone what kind of an qanimal Man really is,
18 rEven if they never heard of people like Chuck and Ziggie and Frankie & Johnny and so forth,
19 sAnd even if they can't get over how great Raquel looks in a tmammoth-skin bikini.

CHAPTER 18
1 And in case people still don't understand what kind of an animal Mankind is,
2 There will also be movies that show everyone what it's like to be a ubarbarian,
3 vLike in a movie called 'Black Shield of the Vikings,'
4 Which will be all about a handsome young barbarian hero,
5 Played by wTony Curtis,
6 Who will be brought up on the steppes or somewhere like that,
7 xRiding a lot of horses and such,
8 And then falling in love with yJean Simmons,
9 Which upsets Tony's dad no end,
10 What with her not being a barbarian and all,
11 But Polish,
12 Which is different,
13 zFor some reason.
14 Anyway, the result is that Tony gets kicked out of the family,