|50 Except aMarcellus, who had to have his legs cut off,
51 And then burn in hell forever.
CHAPTER 161 And that's just one example (said the camera) of the wonderful experiences that will be available to average people because of the movies.
2 bThe fact is that Hollywood will be there to help people through good times and bad,
3 cNot to mention give them a Technicolor picture of the world, themselves, and the whole course of human history,
4 All the way from the very dbeginning,
5 To the very eend,
6 Without having to look at a bunch of boring old books,
7 Ever again.
CHAPTER 171 For example, someday there will be a movie called f'2001 Million Years B.C.,'
2 Which will be directed by a genius named Stanley K___,
3 And starred in by a star named gRaquel,
4 hNot to mention a bunch of extras in ape costumes,
5 Who will show how everything was way back when,
6 iAt the beginning,
7 jOr a long long time ago, anyway,
8 Before there was much of anything at all,
9 Except animals and weather and so forth,
10 Which was about all there was when civilization first got started,
11 Which happened when a kmale friend of Raquel's picked up a lbig bone,
||12 Or a mpointed stick,
13 nOr something along those lines, anyway,
14 oAnd started smashing things with it,
15 pWith a whole bunch of loud German music going on,
16 In a big way.
17 This great motion-picture spectacular will show everyone what kind of an qanimal Man really is,
18 rEven if they never heard of people like Chuck and Ziggie and Frankie & Johnny and so forth,
19 sAnd even if they can't get over how great Raquel looks in a tmammoth-skin bikini.
CHAPTER 181 And in case people still don't understand what kind of an animal Mankind is,
2 There will also be movies that show everyone what it's like to be a ubarbarian,
3 vLike in a movie called 'Black Shield of the Vikings,'
4 Which will be all about a handsome young barbarian hero,
5 Played by wTony Curtis,
6 Who will be brought up on the steppes or somewhere like that,
7 xRiding a lot of horses and such,
8 And then falling in love with yJean Simmons,
9 Which upsets Tony's dad no end,
10 What with her not being a barbarian and all,
11 But Polish,
12 Which is different,
13 zFor some reason.
14 Anyway, the result is that Tony gets kicked out of the family,