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CHAPTER 4
1 In the very near future, movies will have sound,
2 And color,
3 And lots of bad acting,
4 Which will get better as soon as someone realizes that good stage acting is good on stage,
5 But completely ridiculous on the silver screen.
6 Anyway,
7 The beautiful actors and actresses who become popular on the silver screen will be called stars,
8 aAnd there will be as many of them as there are stars in the sky,
9 And they will make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
10 bEach.

CHAPTER 5
1 For example, there will be a star who will become everyone's image of cMata Hari,
3 And dCamille,
4 And eNinotchka,
5 And other people too.
6 In fact, the silver screen will become home to hordes of peculiar, flat-chested women,
7 Played by fGreta Garbo,
8 Who will be adored by everyone,
9 gEspecially homosexuals,
10 And make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
11 Until she'd rather be alone.

CHAPTER 6
1 And there will be another star who will become everyone's idea of hRasputin,
2 And iSvengali,
3 Not to mention a lot of other weird jerks,
a.Psay.5U.4
b.Psong.48.1-2
c.Ed.51.22
d.Ann.18.26
e.Psay.5J.21
f.Dav.30.9
Ira.9.5-6
g.Krt.33.13-15
h.Russ.15.16
i.Bks.6.17-18
j.Dav.4.3
k.Dav.30.9
l.Psong.53.1-2
m.Dav.20.14-17
n.Frog.29.8
o.Dav.22.45-50
p.Dav.57.32
q.Dav.30.27
r.Pnot.39.1-5
s.Dav.52.2
t.Dav.30.25
u.Zig.10.14
4 jWho will be played with scenery-chewing glee by kJohn Barrymore,
5 Who will be adored by everybody who thinks that good stage actors make good movie actors,
6 And make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
7 lUntil he'd rather drink himself to death.

CHAPTER 7
1 And there will be another star who will become everybody's image of mHenry the Eighth,
2 nAnd the Hunchback of Notre Dame,
3 oAnd Captain Bligh of the Bounty,
4 Not to mention a bunch of other funny looking monsters,
5 Who will be played by pCharles Laughton.
6 Being a true Brit,
7 Charles will make thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars,
8 And marry the Bride of qFrankenstein.

CHAPTER 8
1 And there will be a star who will become everybody's idea of rRobin Hood,
3 sAnd General Custer,
4 And Gentleman Jim Corbett,
5 And other heroes like that,
6 Who will all look tall and handsome and sexy,
7 As played by tErrol Flynn.
8 uErrol will be adored by millions and millions of women,
9 Especially very young women,
10 And will make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,