|CHAPTER 41 In the very near future, movies will have sound,
2 And color,
3 And lots of bad acting,
4 Which will get better as soon as someone realizes that good stage acting is good on stage,
5 But completely ridiculous on the silver screen.
7 The beautiful actors and actresses who become popular on the silver screen will be called stars,
8 aAnd there will be as many of them as there are stars in the sky,
9 And they will make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
CHAPTER 51 For example, there will be a star who will become everyone's image of cMata Hari,
3 And dCamille,
4 And eNinotchka,
5 And other people too.
6 In fact, the silver screen will become home to hordes of peculiar, flat-chested women,
7 Played by fGreta Garbo,
8 Who will be adored by everyone,
9 gEspecially homosexuals,
10 And make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
11 Until she'd rather be alone.
CHAPTER 61 And there will be another star who will become everyone's idea of hRasputin,
2 And iSvengali,
3 Not to mention a lot of other weird jerks,
||4 jWho will be played with scenery-chewing glee by kJohn Barrymore,
5 Who will be adored by everybody who thinks that good stage actors make good movie actors,
6 And make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
7 lUntil he'd rather drink himself to death.
CHAPTER 71 And there will be another star who will become everybody's image of mHenry the Eighth,
2 nAnd the Hunchback of Notre Dame,
3 oAnd Captain Bligh of the Bounty,
4 Not to mention a bunch of other funny looking monsters,
5 Who will be played by pCharles Laughton.
6 Being a true Brit,
7 Charles will make thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars,
8 And marry the Bride of qFrankenstein.
CHAPTER 81 And there will be a star who will become everybody's idea of rRobin Hood,
3 sAnd General Custer,
4 And Gentleman Jim Corbett,
5 And other heroes like that,
6 Who will all look tall and handsome and sexy,
7 As played by tErrol Flynn.
8 uErrol will be adored by millions and millions of women,
9 Especially very young women,
10 And will make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,