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18 And the Jordanians,
19 And the Lebanese,
20 And the Israelis,
21 And the Palestinians,
22 And the Kuwaitis,
23 And the Turks,
24 aAnd a bunch of others too,
25 Except the Indians,
26 Who are too busy hating the Pakistanis to fight about sand,
27 Ever since bMahatma Gandhi pushed the cBrits out of India,
28 By pretending that Indians were too peace-loving to hate anybody,
29 dWhich is only the second or third joke ever pulled off in the middle east.
a.Main.22.10
b.Dav.14.23
c.Brit.56.14-16
d.Grk.18.28
e.Psom.12.7
CHAPTER 11
1 And eventually, when the end of the world comes,
2 It will probably start in the middle east,
3 Where nobody ever learns,
4 For thousands and thousands and thousands of years,
5 Which is probably okay,
6 Because when the end of the world comes,
7 eThere will finally be peace,
8 For billions and billions and billions of years,
9 Unless God is crazy enough to start another creation in the middle east,
10 Which would exactly double His current total of middle east jokes.


THE BOOK OF RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND

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CHAPTER 1
1 At the extreme right-hand side of Europe, there was a gigantic place called Russia,
2 Where a lot of people lived in complete misery for centuries,
3 Because they wanted to be Chosen,
4 fBut couldn't even get a loud foul,
5 Until the twentieth century,
6 When all kinds of crazy things happened,
7 Including a loud foul in the land of the Russkies.
8 This is their gstory.
f.Psay.5S.5-7
g.Ira.27.18-19
h.Dav.18.5
i.Yks.125.22-23
j.Dav.18.29-31
CHAPTER 2
1 Nobody much knows how the Russkies got started,
2 Except that there were some barbarians called hCossacks,
3 Who used to come riding like the wind out of the east into Poland,
4 Where they reminded the iPoles that there's more to being a great fighter than just being stupid and vicious.
5 For example, it's a good idea to shave your head except for a topknot,
6 jAlthough being stupid and vicious is also a help, of course,