THE BOOK OF GREEKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF GREEKS

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CHAPTER 1
1 And there was another tribe of aapes, which called themselves Greeks.
2 The Greeks learned how to make btemples,
3 cAnd monuments,
4 dAnd inscriptions in stone,
5 eAnd wars,
6 fAnd slaves,
7 And were therefore civilized,
8 And believed they had been selected by the Gods as the Chosen Tribe,
9 Above all others,
10 Which entitled them to rule the world,
11 And so they did.

CHAPTER 2
1 The Greeks built ships with lots of oars, and rowed all over the Mediterranean,
2 Conquering other tribes with Greek gfire and other gifts,
3 hAnd enslaving their women and children,
4 iAnd building monuments to their Gods,
5 Who were very jnumerous and therefore needed an unusual number of monuments and temples and inscriptions and so forth,
6 Which the Greeks put up all over the place, between kwars,
7 Impressing themselves no end with their own intelligence and lpenmanship,
8 So that they believed they had created a golden age,
a.Apes.2.6
b.Mes.1.4
Gyp.1.1
Rom.1.2
c.Mes.1.5
Gyp.1.2
Rom.1.3
d.Mes.1.6
Gyp.1.3
Rom.1.4
e.Mes.1.7
Gyp.1.4
Rom.1.5
f.Mes.1.8
Gyp.1.5
Rom.1.6
g.Grk.3.2-5
h.Grk.1.6
i.Grk.1.3
j.Grk.5.1-2
k.Grk.1.5
l.Psay.5Q.69
Chr.5.7
m.Boul.14.11-12
n.Dav.15.9
o.Gods.1.4
p.Grk.19.1-5
Bks.2.11-12
q.Grk.18.1
r.Bks.2.16
s.Main.27.5
t.Psom.30.1
u.Psom.78.10
Psom.30.4
v.Psay.5D.7
9 When everything was as it should be,
10 That is, ruled by Greeks.
11 Nor was this all they believed.

CHAPTER 3
1 The Greeks believed that before there were Gods, there were mTitans, who came from the earth and were pretty special.
2 For example, there was nPrometheus,
3 Who, being the smartest of the Titans, loved the Chosen Tribe of Greeks a lot,
4 oAnd showed it by giving them fire,
5 So that they could conquer all the other tribes,
6 Including the pPersians,
7 And the qTrojans,
8 And a lot of rothers too.
9 Only, some of the other Titans got smad at Prometheus about the fire thing,
10 And tied him to a trock,
11 uSo that his entrails could be ripped out every day by a vulture,
12 Which didn't kill Prometheus,
13 Him being a Titan and all,
14 vBut ruined his day anyway.
15 Nor was this all they believed.

CHAPTER 4
1 The Greeks believed that the Titans had children who were Gods,