9 aWhich meant that the Nazis just might pull it off and finally conquer all of Europe,
10 bUnless the Yanks decided to stop them,
11 Which they didn't want to,
12 At all,
13 Although it was real hard to see how it could be done by anybody but the Yanks,
14 cWho are braver and smarter and richer and better than everyone else,
15 dAnd always have God on their side anyway,
16 Whenever they're involved,
17 If they want to be involved, that is,
18 eWhich they most definitely didn't,
19 This time anyway.
20 And so maybe it was better to hope that God would help the Brits out this time,
21 Since the Brits weren't fighting the Yanks this time,
22 So maybe they'd do a better job of it than fusual,
23 This time.
CHAPTER 1031 It was at about this point that the Yanks had to have another presidential election,
2 Which happens every four years or so,
3 gWhether anyone is paying attention or not.
4 But this time they were paying attention,
5 Because they had such definite views on foreign policy this time,
6 And knew they needed someone who looked at it like they did,
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7 Which is to say they needed a president who wasn't exactly neutral,
8 But who wasn't exactly committed to doing anything either,
9 Which is why hRoosevelt was so perfect,
10 Even though he had already served two terms,
11 iWhich is all any president had ever served before.
12 jExcept that Roosevelt was special,
13 kFor some reason,
14 Like with his foreign policy,
15 And other stuff too,
16 Which made it okay to re-elect him for a third term,
17 Because when they asked him about it,
18 lRoosevelt said it would be okay,
19 mAnd who would know better about that than the president of the United States?
20 So Roosevelt got reelected,
21 nAnd went on with his brilliant foreign policy,
22 Which was as honest and great as it could possibly be,
23 oConsidering that Roosevelt hadn't actually been born in a log cabin.
CHAPTER 1041 The only problem was, the Brits had pretty well made up their mind that they couldn't beat the Krauts alone,
2 pWhich meant that they wanted the Yanks to do it,
3 And so qWinston Churchill got on the radio,
4 And started sounding off in a pretty picturesque way,
5 Going on about rblood, sweat, and tears,
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