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12 Who also wore a lot of eye makeup and got killed by an aasp,
13 Which pretty well wrapped things up for the Gypsies.

CHAPTER 4
1 bAnd so the Gypsies were scattered to the four corners of the earth,
a.Grk.6.11
Dav.47.11
b.Lies.7.15
c.Lies.13.4
d.Wht.37.13
e.Lies.14.5
 2 cAnd had to make do as best they could without anything,
3 dExcept a deck of cards,
4 And a bunch of pretty mysterious ways,
5 That enabled them to foretell the future,
6 eWhich isn't usually all that mysterious anyway,
7 As we shall see.


THE BOOK OF MESOPOTAMIANS

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CHAPTER 1
1 And there was another tribe of fapes, which called themselves Mesopotamians,
2 gFor some reason.
3 hThey believed they had been especially Chosen by their Gods,
4 iTo make temples,
5 jAnd monuments,
6 kAnd inscriptions,
7 lAnd wars,
8 mAnd slaves,
9 And were therefore civilized,
10 Which is why they lived between the Tigris and the Euphrates,
11 In the ncradle of civilization.

CHAPTER 2
1 The Mesopotamians had writing,
2 Which was called cuneiform,
3 Because they never did anything the oeasy way.
f.Apes.2.6
g.Mes.1.10
h.Lies.3.1
Grk.1.8
Rom.1.9
i.Gyp.1.1
Grk.1.2
Rom.1.2
j.Gyp.1.2
Grk.1.3
Rom.1.3
k.Gyp.1.3
Grk.1.4
Rom.1.4
l.Gyp.1.4
Grk.1.5
Rom.1.5
m.Gyp.1.5
Grk.1.6
Rom.1.6
n.Psay.5Q.65
o.Rom.2.22
p.Gods.6.22
q.Psay.5Q.65
r.Mes.2.3
s.Brit.30.14
t.Psay.5Q.65
Krt.12.7
 4 For example, they built temples with steps that were too tall to climb,
5 And called them "ziggurats" for some reason.
6 And they didn't write on pstone,
7 But mud,
8 Which they had a lot of,
9 In the qcradle of civilization.

CHAPTER 3
1 But the Mesopotamians didn't stay Chosen for very long,
2 Because they never did things the reasy way,
3 Which will hurt you in the long run,
4 As salmost everyone knows,
5 Unless you happen to live,
6 In the tcradle of civilization.