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16 aOwing to the fact that it was all in California.
17 In fact, the Spics in Mexico had actually gotten pretty tired of the Yanks and their bManifest Destiny,
18 cEspecially since El Dorado had turned out to be such a bust,
19 And they decided that the Yanks shouldn't be able to grab off a huge chunk of Mexico just because they felt like it.
20 And so, when the Yanks dappropriated a big chunk of Mexico and started calling it eTexas,
21 The Spics retaliated fat the Alamo,
22 Where they slaughtered a whole bunch of Yank heroes,
23 Including gDavy Crockett,
24 And hJim Bowie Jim Bowie,
25 And iDaniel Boone,
26 And Sam Houston,
27 And jWyatt Earp,
28 And kBat Masterson,
29 And lDoc Holliday,
30 And mBuffalo Bill,
31 nAnd Wild Bill Hickok,
32 And oAnnie Oakley,
33 And a whole bunch of Texas Rangers,
34 pExcept one,
35 Who got rescued by a faithful qIndian friend from his youth,
36 And was the only one left to r"Remember the Alamo."
37 sThe problem is, it's never a good idea to make the Yanks mad,
38 Because as soon as they get mad, they stop thinking altogether,
39 And feel absolutely obligated to get even,
40 tNo matter how much it costs,
a.Yks.28.8-9
b.Yks.27.11
c.Spic.12.1
d.Yks.27.7
e.Brit.24.13
f.Psay.5Y.40
g.Dav.23.10
Dav.24.16-18
h.Psom.9.1-12
Ed.47.7
i.Ed.64.8
j.Ed.47.9
k.Ed.47.8
l.Ed.43.11-12
m.Ed.71.22-25
n.Ed.45.2-4
o.Ed.47.14
p.Ed.45.6-7
q.Ed.45.9
r.Yks.116.16
s.Yks.107.5-6
t.Kens.16.6-10
u.Psom.75.10-11
v.Yks.27.12
w.Brit.26.15
x.Yks.27.8
y.Frog.19.4-5
z.Pnot.53.1-5
aa.Brit.17.22-23
41 Which may help explain how it happened that when the dust finally cleared in Texas,
42 The Yanks owned Texas,
43 Which manifested its destiny almost immediately,
44 By joining the United States,
45 Which made everything all better,
46 Even though nobody in Texas has ever,
47 Or will ever,
48 uForget the terrible things the Spics did at the Alamo.

CHAPTER 31
1 Of course, it wasn't just Spics who got pushed out of the way by vManifest Destiny.
2 For example, the Yanks also manifested their destiny in wCanada,
3 By appropriating Washington or some northwestern state like that,
4 xFor some excellent reason, no doubt,
5 Which the Canucks didn't care for,
6 But the Yanks have never cared much about the Canucks' opinion anyway,
7 Because what can you say about people who have that much land,
8 And never tried, even once, to manifest their destiny,
9 But just went tromping around on snowshoes instead?
10 Besides, most of the people who lived in Canada were yFrogs or something,
11 zExcept for the ones who went there because they really liked the thought of being oppressed from three thousand miles away by a aahalf-witted Brit king,